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Joke of the Day

"Fat Chinese What do you call a Chinese person? A Chink. What do you call a FAT Chinese person? A Chunk."

"What sex position produces the ugliest kids? Ask your mom. (Sorry if this has already been posted)"

"Wait, you didn't let me finish. What I was trying to say is Hitler was largely misunderstood by people who don't speak German."

"I got a hand job yesterday I'm now officially a sign language interpreter"

"What does your mom and your driveway have in common? They both have a GARBAGE box."

"*wife spends all morning convincing son not to be afraid of the dentist* ""Dad are you coming too?"" Hell no dentists scare the shit out of me"

"The Amish girl was excommunicated... ...too Mennonite."

"Slugs are obviously snails that have been through a divorce."

"An impressed man and his friend. Man: ""'Wow, you're omniscient!"" Friend: ""What does that mean?"" Man: ""Nevermind."""

"I've got a friend whose nickname is 'shagger'. You might think that's pretty cool. She doesn't like it."