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Joke of the Day

"Fat Chinese What do you call a Chinese person? A Chink. What do you call a FAT Chinese person? A Chunk."

"Why did the man hire a Mexican gardener? Because he was good at pulling weed"

"Texting...because men didn't have a hard enough time understanding women before so we had to take away the ability to convey tone."

"Dear women, 3 reasons why you need to accept we men are mature. No 1. We know what upsets you. No 2. Hahahahahaha... I said ""number 2"""

"In recent years the number of UFO sightings has dropped because of the smart phone. Their users never look up."

"God: I need an Ark built. *Jesus lowers sunglasses* Jesus: I Noah guy."

"7: I'm beating you! Me: Ok. 7: I'm way ahead! Me: I see that. 7: I'm gonna win! Me:.... My son on the carousel horse in front of me."

"For the first time in forever, I used the term ""oopsie-daisy"". Couldnt be avoided. I mean what else do you say when you drop someone's baby?"

"Why do asian girls have small boobs? Because only A's are acceptable."

"A skinny friend told me she's never hungry and just 'forgets to eat', so I drove her out to the woods and left her for dead. Is that wrong?"