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Joke of the Day

"Why was the policeman in bed? Because he was an undercover cop"

"Q: How does Hitler tie his shoes? A: With little Nazis."

"How did the hipster burn his tongue? He sipped his coffee before it was cool"

"[Blazing hot day] Don't forget to take a jacket, it might get cold. ~ My mom."

"So this Kristen Stewart cheating stuff... Still a better love story than Twilight."

"What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? People like pizza"

"A new version of clue is coming out this year It's called Flint River Clue. The only weapon is a lead pipe."

"Did you hear about the mushroom? He was a fungi."

"What do you call piss from the continent? Ureapean / Urinepean."

"What's more fun than nailing dead babies to a wall? Scraping them back off"