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Joke of the Day
"Why was the policeman in bed? Because he was an undercover cop"
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"When that guy has sex with his wife on a motorcycle he's ""cool."" When I do it I'm ""absconding with the cadaver."""
"Just out of curiosity, does anyone here use RES? Because I'm really wishing that they'd changed the 'Hide Child Comments' button for the Chris Hansen AMA."
"Did you hear the headline about midget psychic on the run from the Law? It read, ""Small Medium At Large."""
"My friend Jerry and I built a house... It was absolutely floorless. I mean we really nailed it this time. Not like the last one that we screwed up. This time we just did a really wood job."
"Did you hear about the theft at the babysitter convention? The police ended up searching every crooked nanny"
"How do metal guitarists handle their expensive instruments? Very Djently."