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Joke of the Day

"How many hippies does it take to screw in a light bulb? Hippies don't screw in light bulbs, they screw in tents."

"[Supermarket] Me: QUICK, WHERE IS YOUR FROZEN SECTION Assistant: Aisle 7 Me: GREAT [opens trench coat and 6 penguins fall out] let's go guys"

"What did batman say to Robin before they got in the Batmobile? ""Robin, get in the batmobile!"""

"In America she's called ""Miley"" Cyrus, but in other countries she's called ""What America would be like if it were a person""."

"What is Batman's least favorite TV channel? The Family Channel."

"The first rule of denial club is I can stop anytime I want."

"What is Donald Trump's least favorite Candy? Jelly Beaners"

"How can you tell when witches are carrying a time bomb? You can hear their brooms tick!"

"I eat so much bacon my friends gave me a nickname... Kermit the frog."

"What did the elephant say to the naked man? How do you breathe through that thing?"