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Joke of the Day

"Have you watched the movie about polynomials? I heard the *f(x)* were great!"

"It's not the most ethical move in the world, but in a pinch you can hand off a cursed object to basically any baby."

"What do you call a hooker with a runny nose? Full"

"A man had sex with a baby horse [nsfw] He was clearly into pedo-filly-a"

"Hey, dude who's still lighting fireworks at midnight, nobody would notice a couple of gunshots right now."

"[meeting with boss] ""I need you to go back and fix something that broke yesterday."" ""I DON'T EVEN HAVE A TIME MACHINE!"""

"My brother wanted me to watch his kid So I spent HOURS and HOURS childproofing my house. Wouldn't you know it? That fucker still got in."

"Q: Why wouldn't the bald man let anyone use his comb? A: He couldn't part with it."

"What's a frog's favorite pass-time on the internet? (Sorry if this is a re-post.) Reeeedit *(Say/think it in a frog voice!)*"

"It's like my fridge sends texts inviting all my friends over the moment I fill it up."