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Joke of the Day
"Please don't come to my garage sale if you've ever let me borrow something."
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"Did you hear about the mathematician who got his calculator stuck up his bum? He had to work it out with a pencil..."
"Why is Santa's sack so big? Because he cums once a year."
"Isn't it annoying when you're having dinner with your in-laws and they don't exist because no one loves you enough to marry you?"
"TRUTHFUL TUESDAY: When my son was 7 he pissed me off so badly I pressed all the elevator buttons knowing every new rider would blame him."
"""I want to die in my sleep like my grandfather... Not screaming and yelling like the passengers in his car."" Will Shriner"
"Why can't you trust atoms? Because they make up everything!"
"Why did the bald man cut holes in his pockets ? To run his hands through his hair."
"Thought of this while making dinner Want to hear a joke about location? Nevermind. You had to be there"
"What happens when a vampire drinks too much? They get a fangover."