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Joke of the Day
"There are only two things certain in life death, taxes, and people who can't count."
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"Cop (catches me with a bag of marijuana, a dead duck and a dead crow): Sir, what were you doing? Me: Killing two birds while being stoned."
"Crappiest Town In The UK I am not British because I was born in Slough :( :l :)"
"I like to lie down on the top of a hill, then tumble down to the bottom. That's just the way I roll."
"Two skeptics walk into a bar.. I'd tell you what happens next but noone knows"
"So a Trump supporter entered into a logical debate... lol"
"What do you call an ill-tempered German? A sour kraut."
"What's a storm trooper's favorite pollster? Pew! Pew! Pew!"
"How do you prove human beings are inherently curious?"
"What do you call a deer with no eyes? No eye deer. What do you call a deer with no eyes or legs? Still no eye deer. What do you call a deer with no eyes, legs, or genitalia? Still no fucking eye deer."