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Joke of the Day

"How does a lawyer sleep? He rests his case..."

"Hi, I'm here to see the doctor. -me Witch doctor? -reception Nooo...I think he's Jewish. -me [blank stare] Please sit down."

"Why do Jews have big noses? Because the air is free :)"

"My relationship advice is if you're not single you deserve it."

"Why did Jon Snow stand in line for 6 hours at the Apple store? For the watch"

"I don't see dead people, I just see people that I wish were dead."

"A hobo and a goat are hiking up a small mountain. Who is the hill-billy?"

"Why did the two most senior nuns in the convent break up a German terror plot to steal millions in bearer bonds? Old habits die hard"

"The NSA has been tracking phone records for Verizon customers. They skipped AT&T because those people can't complete calls."

"Did you hear about the new corduroy pillows? They're making headlines!"