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Joke of the Day
"Which hand would you use to pick up a dangerous snake ? Someone else's !"
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"Why do black people love God so much? Because he's the only father that hasn't left them."
"Her: Babe! Be careful! The stove is hot! Me winking and leaning on the stove: You're Hot, Baby. 911: What's your emergency?"
"What do you do when you wake up in the middle of the night and see your TV floating in the air? You shout, ""Drop it, Nigga!"""
"A man comes home from work on his birthday. He's greeted by his crying wife: ""I made you a cake, but the dog ate it :-("" ""Don't worry, I'll buy you a new dog."""
"""You have a date? With who?"" [Sees a fishing boat] ""Uh, her name is Net..."" [Sees someone with a booger] ""Flicks! Net Flicks! Wait. Dammit."""
"Why was the lettuce scared of the salad? Cos."
"How do the people of northern Iraq manage to get so much done? The Kurds have their ways"
"Spread me apart, lick, & enjoy my cream! ~Oreos, you pervs"
"Why does Daenerys take so long to get places? She keeps *dragon* her feet."