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Joke of the Day

"I told my wife I wanted to try anal sex She told me she's been having sex with an asshole for years."

"FUN FACT: All kitties share a common ancestor, whose name was ""Snickerboots Fancybasket."""

"I ll see myself out.. Did you know? You can buy a 2 pack of Eminem s for Fifty cent..... It s Ludacris"

"I'm told I sleep like a baby. ... I wake up crying every few hours"

"What's the difference between a guitar and a fish?"

"I can't believe it's been 5 years since Tyler Perry's Hurricane Katrina."

"customer: *looking at menu* what's good? me: not much what's good with you? him: ... him: ... me: chicken salad. the chicken salad is good."

"I've been contemplating legally changing my name to 'An End', so that all good things must come to me."

"Men are like chocolate bars. Sweet smooth and they usually head right for your hips."

"Accidentally ate the sticker on my apple. This wouldn't have happened if it had been a Snickers."