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Joke of the Day

"my favorite hobby is reading a book by a fireplace in a cabin in the woods. in other words, my favorite hobby is being threatening to trees"

"Am I the only one who's concerned about the fact that we haven't heard SHIT from Wyoming in like nine years?"

"Why do meth addicts prefer to do it doggy style? So they can both look out the window."

"I had a masturbation addiction. I beat it."

"A group of dogs walk into a University. They approach the receptionist who says, ""Hi, can I help you?"" ""Yeah,"" one of the dogs reply, ""We wanna see our Masters."""

"Why do birds live in nests? Because they can't afford houses in this economy."

"Why not use a see-through, clear plastic hang glider just to freak everyone out?"

"Magic Q: What does ""Magic"" stand for in Ervin ""Magic"" Johnsons' name? A: **M**y **A**ss **G**ot **I**nfected **C**oach!"

"Why do sorority girls travel in odds? Because they can't even!"

"I met up with my internet friend yesterday. We were both disappointed when we realised we were both middle aged men, and not 10-year-old girls."