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Joke of the Day
"Why do sorority girls travel in odds? Because they can't even!"
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"My friend was raped by a teenager mutant ninja turtle. He wasn't wearing a mask, so we don't know which one did it."
"What do you call Santa living at the South Pole? A lost clause."
"How many cops does it take to change a light bulb? None. They just beat the room because it's black."
"My girlfriend makes me want to be a better man ...so I can get a better girlfriend. -Comedian Anthony Jeselnik"
"My new thesaurus is truly awful! I honestly have no words to describe how angry I am!"
"Ireland's population is out of control It keeps Dublin and Dublin"
"In retrospect, replying ""Happy as a serial killer in a skin suit factory"", probably wasn't the best way to respond to my therapist."
"""Hey, long time. Wassup?"" should be auto-corrected to ""Dude. Can you do me a favor?"""
"What does the cabbage merchant use to fix his cabbages? A cabbage patch! - Sokka"