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Joke of the Day
"Why do birds live in nests? Because they can't afford houses in this economy."
Next Joke
"I asked my friend to try and jump start my car. Fat bastard smashed my windshield."
"""That feels good. That feels good. That feels good. That feels good. That feels good. I WILL BITE YOU!"" --Cats"
"Accounting joke: What do you call inventory that doesn't exist? Finnish Goods"
"""Do you think our lord and savior ever masturbated?"" ""Jesus fucking Christ..."""
"What do you call an 80s band comrpising of only fruit? Durian durian! im sorry"
"Where does biggest potato grow? Under the ground."
"You could completely eliminate the semicolon key and 90% of America wouldn't notice... until they needed to wink at somebody."
"Did you hear about the Bausch & Lomb tech who fell into a giant lens grinder? He really made a spectacle of himself"
"Skinny girls think they're fat, fat girls think they're obese. Obese girls...... think they can wear yoga pants"