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Joke of the Day

"I had a masturbation addiction. I beat it."

"This one trick will make you feel young again. Made you look."

"What did the circus owner say to the human-cannonball when the he wanted to retire? How will I ever find another performer of your caliber? (Source: a dad on thanksgiving)"

"Jokes about menstruation aren't funny... Period. "

"Still puzzled on how ""Colonel"" has gotten away with being spelled like that for so long."

"Why the largest state in US has their own Airlines? Alaska"

"A taxidermist was asked, ""So what do you do for a living?"" She replied, ""Oh you know... stuff."" - *From Tumblr.*"

"What goes VROOM, SCREECH,VROOM A blonde going through a flashing red light. No offense to blondes lol"

"Eat food with the fridge open in front of the other food to establish dominance as well as prepare for the next feeding."

"What do you call a mexican who's lost his car? Carlos."