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Joke of the Day

"Bad cooking and sex Husband: Your cooking is pretty pathetic despite watching cooking shows on TV. Wife: You watch Porn but do I complain?"

"What is the world coming to? Youporn"

"To spice things up in the bedroom, I have my wife dress up as a pizza boy. Then, I have her put the pizza on the counter and then leave."

"What's worse than a giraffe with a sore throat? An aardvark with the sniffles!"

"What do you call a slutty horse? A Whorse"

"A drunk man walks into a bar ... ""Jesus, Craig, you suck at playing limbo!"" said the man's friend."

"Today I rented a prostitute... It was whore-ible"

"What did the Korean girl say about anal? Don't go in my thongoh"

"My grandmother started walking five miles a day when she was sixty. She's ninety-seven now, and we don't know where the heck she is."

"How do you find Will Smith in a snow storm? Just check for fresh prince"