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Joke of the Day
"How do you find Will Smith in a snow storm? Just check for fresh prince"
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"What do you call customers at Lidl? Lidl people."
"I asked my Gynecologist about a Job She said they had a few openings"
"What did the nurse say when she found a rectal thermometer in her pocket? Some asshole has my pen!"
"Have I told you how much I don't like the cars that can go up vertical surfaces? They drive me up the fucking wall."
"My grandfather wanted to stay fit when he turned 60 so he decided to start running a mile a day. He's 65 now and we don't know where he is."
"Fun idea: Not got kids? Hire a babysitter anyway, say kid is asleep upstairs and not to be woken. On your return ask where your child is."
"I want to marry a girl from Prague I'll have a Czech mate"
"I only believe 12.5% of what the Bible says. Which makes me an eighth theist."
"What did the farmer say when he tried to milk the cow, but nothing came out? ""Time to try the udder one."""