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Joke of the Day
"Today I rented a prostitute... It was whore-ible"
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"The weatherman said it's nice outside. I guess they don't let him watch the rest of the news."
"How do I know thieves are bad kissers? Because apparently I make out like a bandit."
"I accidentally muted the command switch on my driverless car... ...well, it goes without saying."
"Gotye is probably my favorite band named after what people said playing tag in ancient times."
"Harassment. So a teacher asks her students to use the word harassment in a sentence. A boy stood up and said, ""Ok this is easy. I met a beautiful girl one day and harassment a lot to me"""
"Lets role play I'll be Osama, You be a cave, and I'll hide up inside you"
"Is everything expensive or I'm just poor?"
"No, cough syrup, you're not grape flavoured. Have you ever tasted a grape? You taste like death and the tears of small children, not grape."
"What's black, white and red all over? South Africa"