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Joke of the Day
"What is the world coming to? Youporn"
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"What's the difference between a blow job and anal sex? A blow job will make your day but anal sex will make your hole weak."
"""Instead of putting this away, I'll leave it right here for the next time I need it."" - Men"
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"Someone stole my mood ring. I don't know how I feel about that."
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