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Joke of the Day

"What's worse than a giraffe with a sore throat? An aardvark with the sniffles!"

"Drinks at the bar should be served in capri sun-like pouches, and if you can't get the straw in, you are cut off."

"Why would you ever ""brave"" the cold when you can ""complain about"" it?"

"The raw footage of SPACE JAM is mostly just Michael Jordan running around and talking to no one in an empty gym."

"How did San Diego get its name? Someone dropped their waffle on the beach."

"I went to a karaoke bar last night that didn't play any 70's music... At first I was afraid, oh I was petrified."

"A squirrel and an elephant are in the bathroom. The elephant in the tub says to the squirrel, we have no soap. The squirrel says... ""OH YEAH? NO SOAP RADIO!"""

"I'm not lazy I'm just energy efficient"

"I know my limits: if I fell down it means enough."

"A horse walks into a bar... ""Why the long face?"" asks the bartender... The horse replies, ""I can no longer make ends meet based solely on the royalties from Sex in the City."""