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Joke of the Day
"What do you call a slutty horse? A Whorse"
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"Why did the Irishman wear two condoms? To be sure, to be sure."
"What do you get when you cross a regular potato and a sweet potato? A tater tot."
"What did Arnold Schwarzenegger say before he went down the mine? I'll be black."
"Am I a bad person of I am skeptical of a guy with a ""Need Help - God Bless"" sign on an iPad 2?"
"""It's good but it's not right."" Roy Walker having sex with a corpse."
"I ate five cans of alphabet soup yesterday. Then, I easily had the biggest vowel movement ever."
"Tell me more about how you don't have to work out often because you get too strong too fast. Man what a predicament"
"There is no way Hollywood could remake Scream for millennials because, none of them would answer the phone."
"What is the worst part of being both black and jewish? Having to sit in the back of the oven. (these do not reflect my personal views)"