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Joke of the Day
"What did the Korean girl say about anal? Don't go in my thongoh"
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"What do you call a German guy wearing basketball shoes? Herr Jordan"
"My girlfriend says she needs time and distance... Is she calculating velocity?"
"I want an app that tells me when someone is thinking about me while having sex with someone else."
"Why was the sacajawea coin made? because the Trail Of Tears had a toll booth."
"I like my women like I like my peanut butter Chunky."
"2 pedophiles are sitting on a park bench when an 11 year old boy walks by... One pedo leans over to the other and says ""boy he must've looked good back in the day"""
"If a tree falls in the forest does it make a sound? No. The universe uses lossy compression."
"A friend was complaining about how hard it is to cook eggs sunny side up... I told him to put a lid on it."
"What's your stance on public intoxication? Mine is very wobbly."