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Joke of the Day
"Double cheeseburgers don't make you fat, eating them does."
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"A recent survey showed that most UK citizens don't eat salad... 52% of them voted against romaine"
"Lovey dovey couples look best when viewed through the scope of a high powered rifle."
"Hey, Jose! How many of our friends do you see? Just Juan."
"Marry Christmas Fuck New Year's Eve Kill Easter"
"A pessimist and an optimist are watching one of the 2016 debates... The pessimist says ""It can't get any worse"" and the optimist says ""Oh yes it can!"""
"Did you hear about the chameleon that couldn't change color? He had reptile dysfunction."
"What did one eye say to the other? Between you and me, something smells"
"My mother went to college. My mother had a strong career. My mother has traveled the world. My mother talks to the TV as if it's listening."
"Why should you never date a tennis player? Because love means nothing to them!!"