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Joke of the Day
"Sign language is pretty handy."
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"You say, ""POE-TAY-TOE."" I say, essential ingredient for a distilled spirit."
"What goes in long and hard and comes out soft and wet? A Stick of Gum..."
"What do you call weed from Denmark? Dansk kush."
"You all like dinosaurs...right? What do you call a dinosaur with an extensive vocabulary? ***A thesaurus***"
"Why do you never wear two monocles at the same time? Because you'd make a spectacle of yourself."
"A priest, a pedophile, and a rapist walks into a bar He orders a beer"
"Why did the golfer wear two pairs of pants? Because he had a hole in one."
"Two peanuts were walking down the road ...one was assaulted!"
"What happened to Donald Trump when he visited Switzerland? He Felt the Bern"