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Joke of the Day

"A poll was taken by 2,000 prostitutes asking if they would have sex with Ted Cruz. 91% said Never Again""."

"A man has been found guilty of overusing commas, the judge warned him to expect a very long sentence"

"when someone pisses you off start counting down from 10. When you get to 8 punch them in the throat, they will never expect it."

"What happened when the red ship and the blue ship crashed They were marooned"

"Little Ghost So this little ghost floated by my room twice headed the same direction: left to right, left to right. I'm guessing it was just deja boo."

"Life is like toilet paper, you're either on a roll or taking shit from some asshole."

"I've developed an app for dating children nearby. It's called Kinder."

"I can sleep for ages and not get tired"

"A blind guy walks into a bar... His friend then asks if he is okay."

"What concert cost 45 cents? 50 cent featuring Nickleback."