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Joke of the Day
"American Horror Story: Public Restroom"
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"A vegan girl told me that, ""If you eat beef, you're basically a velociraptor."" In what world is that not totally awesome."
"What type of Bee gives Milk? A BooBee!"
"How do you find a vegan at your dinner party? Don't worry, they'll tell you."
"Which came first, the Chicken or the Egg? The Rooster"
"Did I already do my deja vu joke?"
"The only thing left for CNN to do is drop Wolf Blitzer in the Indian Ocean and see how long it takes to find him."
"If a cop beats a pregnant woman till the fetus dies, is it a miscarriage of justice?"
"[cemetery] *priest says a final prayer* *harambe's casket is lowered into the ground* *toddler falls in*"
"Did you hear about the Irish guy who had fun in Limerick? Well its been 2 whole years; Rick and him are still going strong"