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Joke of the Day

"What does an empathetic kleptomaniac do in an argument? He puts himself in the other person's shoes and then walks away."

"What did Victoria say to Vancouver? I'll BC-ing you later."

"There are a lot of words you can use to describe men: strong caring loving. They'd be wrong but you could still use them."

"Q: How many Dadaists does it take to change a lightbulb? A: A penguin"

"Did you hear about the man who was accidentally buried alive? It was a grave mistake. Woohoo! I'm making these up!!"

"first you light 100 candles, then you fall asleep. this 'burn your house down' spell works every time"

"what do 9 out of 10 people enjoy? a gang rape"

"I used to be a circumcist. The pay was shit but I got to keep the tips"

"How do you make a bandstand? Take away their chairs"

"Who's the loneliest Mexican Juan"