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Joke of the Day
"Q: How many Dadaists does it take to change a lightbulb? A: A penguin"
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"Official Pirate Week! 19/5-25/5 It seems as if we're doing pirates, so we might as well have an official pirate week. Normal jokes are ok, but also lots of Pirate themed ones. Arrrbitrary Piratejokes!"
"What did the kid say to his mother right before he went to India? Mumbai"
"I tried to change my password to 14days... The computer said it was two week."
"On one hand, I want to stop masturbating but on the other hand, I have my penis..."
"Why does Dr Pepper come in a bottle? Because his wife died."
"What do you call a group of grandmothers making out with each other? A bunch of bi Nanas."
"I don't think any political ideology is inherently wrong Some are just alternative right"
"What do gay horses eat? Haaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaay!"
"daddy's lap Son: Mom, when I was on the bus with Dad this morning, he told me to give up my seat to a lady. Mom: Well, you have done the right thing. Son: But mom, I was sitting on daddy's lap."