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Joke of the Day

"first you light 100 candles, then you fall asleep. this 'burn your house down' spell works every time"

"What do you call a twelve faced shape made out of genitals? A dodickahedron."

"A member of the Army Corps of Engineers was working on the design of the bottom of an android ""What exactly is going on?"", I asked. He replied, ""A Major engineering feet."""

"Googled 'how to start a fire' got 10000 matches"

"Blowjobs after marriage... Is sad joke."

"What do you call a witch who only eats sand? Malnourished."

"Whenever I hear someone call my name, my first instinct is to walk faster"

"How many times does a blonde laugh at a joke? Three times - Once when you tell it, once when you explain it, and once when she gets it."

"How do you call a cross-dressing father of two? Transparent"

"My friend told me to stop pretending to be a flamingo. I had to put my foot down."