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Joke of the Day
"what do 9 out of 10 people enjoy? a gang rape"
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"What is it? What's black and blue and doesn't like sex? The fat kid in my trunk."
"What do you call optimistic lube? Lubrican"
"Mathematically, the difference between Jelly and Jam is... = J(elly - am)"
"A wife asks her newfie husband to stop by the grocery store on the way home... She tells him, ""pick up a loaf of bread, and if they have eggs, get a dozen"" He comes home later with 12 loaves of bread"
"""Look at that speed!"" said one hawk to another as the jet fighter plane hurtled over their heads. ""Hmph!"" snorted the other. ""You would fly fast too if your tail was on fire!"""
"I'm an animal in bed I do it doggy style and come after 5 seconds"
"If Jack helps you off a horse... Would you help jack off a horse?"
"i've grown my mustache down over my mouth and all the other ventriloquists here are wondering why they never thought of that before"
"I keep getting emails about penis enlargement. The ones from my wife are starting to get personal, but it's the ones from my mother that really hurt."