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Joke of the Day

"What do you call a cowboy with a case of bad gas? Darn tootin'! (this is so dumb im sorry)"

"I'd tell you a joke about statistics But the punchline is probably outside your range."

"Why was Barbie never pregnant? Because Ken came in another box."

"Android lets you use ""Lumos"" for the flashlight, ""Silencio"" for the notifications... but not ""Incendio"". That is a Samsung exclusive."

"I find it Hillaryous that the presidential candidates this year are so horrible. I wonder if either of them will pull out their Trump card to guarantee that win though."

"Tangled earbuds are the new rubik's cube."

"You don't get smarter as you get older. There just aren't any stupid things left that you haven't already done."

"If Adrian Peterson is getting indicted for spanking his kid with a stick my mom should get the electric chair."

"I'm not saying I don't like you, but if you had an open wound I'd hand you a salt shaker."

"My dad held me like he holds his beer By the neck and all day"