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Joke of the Day

"What's an algebra teachers favorite animal? A grr-affe http://metalinjection.junipconcepts.netdna-cdn.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/08/Giraffe-Tongue-Orchestra.jpg?1fed28"

"Would you rather have $5 dollars OR... Have your favorite WNBA team win the championship"

"There was this church that was so so small That instead of having a crucified jesus they had one hanging"

"Dad Rabbit: Who is this Daughter Rabbit: My BF Emo BF Rabbit: gotta go babe, My band Bad Hare Cut has practice *flips ears away from eyes"

"Did Steve Jobs' house have windows? ..."

"My penis was once in the Guinness Book of World Records. Then the librarian told me to take it out."

"Doctor: ""I'm sorry but you suffer from a terminal illness and have only 10 to live."" Patient: ""What do you mean, 10? 10 what? Months? Weeks?!"" Doctor: ""Nine."""

"There should be a prenatal test to find out if you're gonna have one of those kids with tiny teeth and giant gums."

"My Favorite Anti Why was the Black Jew mad? He had to sit at the back of the gas chamber."

"Why was Henry the Eighth so fat? Because he Tudor house."