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Joke of the Day

"To be fair, ""old-fashioned"" doesn't necessarily mean racist; it could also mean sexist."

"why did Star Wars episodes 4,5, and 6 come before 1, 2, and 3? Yoda was In charge of scheduling"

"Toronto Mayor Rob Ford is in the news. He claims he found a way to bring in $50 million for Toronto. America will pay him to take Justin Bieber back."

"What do you call a boat whose captain has no idea what he's doing and works for free? The Internship"

"What do you call a gay vegetarian? A vegetarian."

"""I'll make him an offer he can't reuse, reduce, or recycle."" - Al Goreleone"

"Feudalism It's your count that votes."

"What do you call a person that tells jokes to ghosts? A comedium."

"Alcohol because no great conversation ever started over a salad !"

"What does a panda ghost eat? Bam-BOO!"