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Joke of the Day

"if you love something set it free. except Shamu.. we all love Shamu but he must be imprisoned forever"

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"""HELP!"" Joe pants. ""WHAT IS IT JOE?"" I belt. ""I THINK SOMEBODY SWITCHED OUR ARTICULATORY VERBS WITH CLOTHING WORDS."" He cardigans."
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