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Joke of the Day
"Whats long and black? the unemployed line."
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"I hate this place, as soon as I find my clothes, I am leaving."
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"My milkshake brings all the boys to the yard and they're like, ""This is all melted! Why would you serve this outside?"""
"My New Years resolution. Always HD 1080p I don't know why everyone keeps asking."
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"Why didn't Vietnam return to feudalism following 1975? 'Cause Charlie don't serf."
"My son was kicked out of school when a girl came in and wanked him off... I said, ""Son, that's 3 schools already... Maybe teaching isn't for you."""
"What do you call a group of Mexicans doing work? Manuel labour."