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Joke of the Day

"two deer are leaving a gay bar one turns to the other and says ""I cant believe I blew 40 bucks in there"""

"A Scottish man released a love song for his wife It's called for the sheep"

"What does a Super Star Destroyer wear to a formal occasion? A bow T.I.E."

"What does Mr. Miyagi do when he gets home from a date? He wax off"

"Why wasn't Vladimir late? He was Russian."

"I discovered I scream the same way whether I'm about to be devoured by a great white shark or if a piece of seaweed touches my foot."

"At the bank, I told the teller I'd like to open a joint account She asked ""Okay, with whom?"" ""With whoever had the most money"" I answered"

"Millenials won't get this one Their own home"

"What's brown and rhymes with snoop? ....Dr Dre."

"Everything is edible, some things are only edible once."