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Joke of the Day

"What's the difference between a jeweler and a jailer? One sells watches and one watches cells. Credit to DBZ. Edit: Not sure why this auto flared to religion...."

"did you know that the earth used to be 100% water? that was until yo momma got thirsty."

"Heard about the gay author? His new book will be coming out soon."

"if you fap on a plane is it hijacking?"

"Hinder: an app that locates available singles nearby who will stall your life in some significant way"

"What are an idiot's last words? Hey, watch this."

"YOU SHOULD BE CALLED JEHOVAH'S FITNESS! I yell as I lose my breath chasing them down the street."

"Honey, were out of snake food. ""What? For what snake?"" Honey, I bought a snake"

"You can say many bad things about Hitler... ...but the showers joke was pretty good."

"What's better than being up to your knees in beer? Being up to your nuts in cider."