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Joke of the Day
"You can say many bad things about Hitler... ...but the showers joke was pretty good."
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"Fred Flintstone only gets haircuts in the UAE... It's the only place he can get an Abu Dhabi Do!"
"hey maybe ur parents care so much about ur birthday becuase it celebrates how long theyve been able to keep something alive for"
"A Mexican walks into a bar The bartender says ""You can stay, but you must sit behind that wall over there."""
"[hospital] *crying* Jim it's your turn to change the baby *picks up baby* -Ok brb *comes back holding a black baby* -I think they're onto us"
"Did you hear about the guy who couldn't read? He spent the night in a warehouse."
"I once saw a road sign that said, ""Slow Down, Small Children at Play"" but then it occurred to me that I'm not afraid of small children"
"Phil Spector's brother I met Phil Spector's brother Crispin the other day. He's head of quality control at Walkers."
"If you mix taco bell sauce into your ramen.. It tastes exactly like poverty."
"The greatest distance in the Universe is the one between how people think they look in a Hummer limo, and how they actually look."