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Joke of the Day
"if you fap on a plane is it hijacking?"
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"Iron Man Iron Man Does whatever an iron can Makes stuff hot Makes stuff flat Burns your hand Burns the cat Burns the house down . . Shit!"
"What do you call Albert Einstein giving a handjob? A stroke of genius."
"The amount of people who confuse ""to"" and ""too"" is amazing two me."
"[pitching movie] ""It's Titanic..."" Go on ""from the iceberg's perspective"" holy shit"
"You guys should stop with the 9/11 jokes. I think they're PLANE wrong! *sigh* EDIT: GRAMMAR CORRECTION"
"The way my dog maintains eye contact while taking a dump is unsettling. Can't he read a magazine like a normal dog?"
"Ominous music should play when you meet the wrong ppl."
"Summing up things about this year 2015: I am officially THE WORST YEAR EVER! 2016: Hold my beer."
"[True story] Saw a guy in a wheelchair going into the gym. .. My first thought was, ""well I guess he won't be doing legs today."" I'll show myself out."