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Joke of the Day
"What are an idiot's last words? Hey, watch this."
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"An apple a day keep the doctor away But only if it's thrown hard enough"
"How many Polish people does it take to be pallbearers at a funeral? Seven. Six to carry the casket and one to drag the body"
"While it paints me to say this... I'm really not much of an artist."
"What is the advantage that Mexican workers have over everyone else? Their ""Senor""ity!"
"""OK, they just have to air three more televised singing competitions and then... it's time."" -Mayans"
"Saw a Chinese baby and a black kid wave at each other today. Gives me hope for the future. Or another Rush Hour movie."
"Chris Christie stopped running... Go figure"
"What's it called when a planet orbits its sun 8 times? An orbyte"
"A black guy and a white guy fall from a tree. Who hits the ground first? Better question would be: Why were they in the tree in the first place?"