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Joke of the Day
"YOU SHOULD BE CALLED JEHOVAH'S FITNESS! I yell as I lose my breath chasing them down the street."
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"Apparently the yellow power ranger died after being hit by a car. ""It's MORPHINE time"" joked one ER nurse, who was later fired."
"A black man walks into a bar with a parrot on his shoulder. Bartender says, ""wow where did you get that?"" Parrot looks at him and says ""Africa, there's millions of them."""
"Some bitch just called me a crack whore... Stupid dogs, ass is the only way to go ;)"
"What was the first treacherous thing said? Adam you gotta try this!"
"Autocorrect just changed ""what are your plans"" to ""plants"". Yes autocorrect, I'm curious if they're growing roses or sunflowers?"
"I just went to jail for my wife's crime. She's Chinese, which I guess makes me guilty by associasian."
"People say there is safety in numbers... Tell that to 6,000,000 jews."
"What do you call a spider with no legs? A raisin"
"Remember back in the olden days when we used wood-burning stoves and AOL?"