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Joke of the Day
"YOU SHOULD BE CALLED JEHOVAH'S FITNESS! I yell as I lose my breath chasing them down the street."
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"Arrived home last night to find a man trying to steal my front gate. I didn't abuse him though, I thought he may take a fence."
"If the only tool you have is a dildo, everything looks like its ready to nail."
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"What do you call women who get beat by their alcoholic husbands? Beer-battered wives"
"AT THE DOOR Q: If your wife is shouting at the front door and your dog is barking at the back door, who do you let in first? A: The dog -- at least he'll quiet down after you let him in."
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"I jumped on the wrong subway this morning and ended up in the outskirts of Narnia. Just fought off a horde of crack fauns."