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Joke of the Day

"did you know that the earth used to be 100% water? that was until yo momma got thirsty."

"What's Bill Gates's favorite dessert apple turnover"

"Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 is a registered six offender."

"I went to an orgy for squares and was confused by their one weird rule. Don't fuck around!"

"What's the biggest problem for an atheist? No one to talk to during orgasm."

"I've been called a lot of names but ""designated driver"" was never one of them."

"If I had a nickel for everytime I was asked for... ...Change, I still wouldn't give it to the homeless guy"

"When I watch The Walking Dead I can't help but think those zombies are in way better shape than me."

"The doctor said to the patient We had to remove a part of your anus Patient- will I be any different? Doctor-Just less of an asshole Edit 1- Changed rectum to anus, credit u/RigorMortis76"

"Why was the kitten fired from his telemarketing job? For Catcalling"