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Joke of the Day
"What's an STD's favorite kind of pizza? Heperoni"
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"What do you call a prosthetic used in exchage for your missing leg. A stubstitute"
"Statically, 1 in every 10 people live next to a pedophile. Not me though, I live next to a little boy with a fat ass"
"If you marry someone a few years older, one thing they love is when any classic rock song comes on and you ask ""Is this Led Zeppelin?"""
"I didnt just read it I Reddit"
"My proctologist gave me two thumbs up. Which I did not appreciate."
"Under Bush we had 3 Shrek movies. Under Obama we had 1. Can we really trust a president whose #1 goal was to bring down the Shrek franchise?"
"Dentistry is the perfect profession for people who like to talk but don't want a response"
"Where does bees wax come from? Bees nuts!"
"As I get older my tastes are changing, for instance I used to not like brussels sprouts but now I don't like people."