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Joke of the Day
"What's an STD's favorite kind of pizza? Heperoni"
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"You shoulda never challenged me to a rap battle, Kim Jong Un! I'm about to end this man's whole Korea."
"Just once I'd like to yell, ""Don't you know who I am?!"" because I'm important, not because I'm drunk and actually forgot."
"Do you know the difference between people in Dubai and people in Abu Dhabi? Well, the people in Dubai don't like the Flinstones, but the people in Abu-Dhabi-Do."
"If I had a dime for every nickel I had I would have three cents"
"What do you call someone who LOVES Wikipedia? A Wikipedophile!"
"What do you call a ghost in a torn sheet? A holy terror."
"In order to say you're ""born again"" you should have to spend a week on a cross or 9 months in a vat of amniotic fluid."
"Did you hear about the narcoleptic hair stylist? He dyed in his sleep."
"The grass is always greener on the other side, unless Chuck Norris has been there. In that case the grass is most likely soaked in blood and tears."