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Joke of the Day

"Dentistry is the perfect profession for people who like to talk but don't want a response"

"I met a girl who's family is so loaded... even the bags under her eyes are designer"

"When does Sean Connery like to show up at Wimbeldon? Tennish."

"What is the difference between a robot and a sandwich? Everything. These two objects have nothing in common."

"What is Jeremy Clarkson's PIN number? Nought two sixty."

"How many christians does it take to change a lightbulb? three, but they're really one"

"Why did the cowboy adopt a weiner dog? He wanted to git a long little doggy."

"They say penis size is related to shoe size As if being raped by a clown isn't bad enough."

"Why is it so hard to contact comedians? Because their marketing is a joke."

"I hate whales I was out at sea and a whale almost destroyed my ship, a crewmember said that whale collisions where common in that area. But I'm positive that whale hit my ship on porpus."