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Joke of the Day

"Where does bees wax come from? Bees nuts!"

"You know what they say about assuming things... No I have no idea!! Did you assume I did?!"

"What did the fish say when he ran into a cement wall? Dam!"

"Jaden Smith goes into the bar gain bin at Costco"

"My kids are yelling so incoherently at one another it sounds like they're naming IKEA furniture."

"What did the Hispanic security guard drink at the airport... Tea Ese."

"Why was the cat so small ? Because it only ate condensed milk !"

"Have you heard about Unilevers ice cream It was their magnum opis. (Yes, I know next to no one will get this joke at all)"

"Morning is the time when everyone is jealous of unemployed."

"My friend said I should move to Alaska... ..He said it's pretty cool there."