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Joke of the Day

"Statically, 1 in every 10 people live next to a pedophile. Not me though, I live next to a little boy with a fat ass"

"A new test was conducted to study how fat Americans are getting; the test results are as follows: 60% are deemed overweight 30% are deemed morbidly obese 10% ate the test"

"Q: What do you call a cracked window? A: A pane in the glass."

"the best thing about the moon is that it doesn't have any sports"

"Why are trumpets more expensive than clarinets? Brass tax"

"What kind of wolf never runs? Steppenwolf"

"What does a Pokemon baby say to his dad in Star Wars? Waba Fett"

"What's a pirate's favorite letter of the alphabet? Everyone thinks it's 'R', but his first love be the 'C'."

"*comes home from poker night earlier than usual looks at wife while picking up the dog and leaves without saying anything*"

"Why should you always finish telling your jokes to David Carradine? He doesn't like to be left hanging."