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Joke of the Day

"Statically, 1 in every 10 people live next to a pedophile. Not me though, I live next to a little boy with a fat ass"

"There are 10 kinds of people in the world Those who understand binary and those who don't."

"If you liked it then you shoulda put a ring on it. If you didn't like it then you shoulda melted cheese on it."

"What do you call a German outkast? Hey, ja!"

"What's long and hard and has cum in it? A cucumber "

"If a fish was trying to catch humans, what would the sport be called? Bass Murderering"

"If you can't be with the one you love then be with the one who has the best cable package."

"I have never managed to find a happy medium All the one's I've ever met have a haunted look to them."

"Whats the difference between a fridge and a vagina? A fridge doesn't fart when you get the meat out."

"Why are emo people so good at ping-pong? Because they are well practiced in cutting."