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Joke of the Day

"If you marry someone a few years older, one thing they love is when any classic rock song comes on and you ask ""Is this Led Zeppelin?"""

"What do you call a cute homeless girl? Dust Bunny"

"Hey, is your name Paul Revere? Because I want to give you a midnight ride!"

"Where do lobsters buy their work clothes? Homardware."

"What does a frenchman call a lesiban threesome? Tres bien"

"Why do people ask ""what the hell were you thinking""? Obviously, I was thinking I was gonna get away with it and not have to explain it"

"My entire existence is just me sitting around waiting to get hungry again"

"What's the difference between a lawyer and a catfish? One is a bottom-dwelling scum sucker. The other is a fish."

"flavor flav's full name is flavor flavor"

"The powerball 1.3 billion dollars"