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Joke of the Day

"If you marry someone a few years older, one thing they love is when any classic rock song comes on and you ask ""Is this Led Zeppelin?"""

"My girlfriend is reading a book about ""love languages"". Hers is verbal. Mine is oral."

"Why was the women unable to leave the boutique? She couldn't find the Dior"

"I like my Coffee how i like my women Hot."

"What do you do when you wake up in the middle of the night and see your TV floating in the air? You shout, ""Drop it, Nigga!"""

"What can think the unthinkable? An itheberg."

"The Macarena began playing through the dental office speakers as I lied helpless with the hygienist's hands in my mouth today. #survivor"

"What do you call a cheap circumcision? A rip-off. Well, you can't blame them. They don't make much money, they just keep the tips."

"Wife: We get 1 ""cheat meal"" on our diet. I want tacos. What do you want? Me: The waitress. ...And that's why I'm not getting laid tonight."

"If blind people wear sunglasses Shouldn't deaf people wear earmuffs?"