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Joke of the Day
"A waitress approaches a table full of jews. She asks, ""is anything alright?"""
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"No one wants to talk about Dracula's defining quality, turning into thousands of bats to avoid human contact."
"What do you call a bald spot on a cell phone salesperson? A gap in coverage."
"Dear Oral-B You forget the J"
"[Walks into a bar] A forgetful women of three children walks into a bar, intensely focused on knitting a sweater for her eldest... Whoops, wrong thread."
"Using a public restroom always reminds me how much better I am at flushing a toilet than a lot of other people."
"What do you call a stoner with down syndrome? A baked potato."
"A photon checks into a hotel and is asked if he needs any help with his luggage ""No, I'm travelling light"" \[]/"
"In my 4th grade class the cutest girl threw away my love letter.. ..so I failed her!"
"By 98 to 1, U.S. Senate passes amendment saying climate change is real, not a hoax."