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Joke of the Day

"Knock Knock... Who's there? Anna Anna who? Another good joke."

"I thought I saw a coyote in the yard tonight but I couldn't tell because it didnt have an anvil."

"What do you call a black man on the moon? An afronaut."

"What do you call a penny with Jesus on it? J.C. Penny"

"A man is at the gates of hell. Satan: Your card please, so you may enter. Man: *swipes card* Satan: It's a chip."

"What does a necrophiliac and an alcoholic have in common? They both like to crack open a cold one."

"Why did Hitler kill himself? He saw the gas bill."

"What did the witch say to the ugly toad? I'd put a curse on you - but somebody beat me to it!"

"[creation] GOD: Let's name some of you bugs FLY: Me first! GOD: Okay...Fly FLY: Hell yeah! BUTTERFLY: Now me! GOD: Hmm...Butterfly FLY: Sonuvab-"

"What will you find in the toilet of a ship? The captains log."