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Joke of the Day

"What do you call a bald spot on a cell phone salesperson? A gap in coverage."

"want to know why i didnt have sex last night? The roofie didn't work."

"What do you call the useless skin around the vagina? The woman."

"What do you get when you mash up an avagadro? Guacamole."

"What do you call a one-eyed dinosaur? Doyouthinkhesarus (Credit goes to whoever submitted that to the Coffee News)"

"I'm in one of those weird marriages where we still have sex every day.. With each other!"

"Last year I asked a girl out, this year I'd ask her to marry me but... the restraining order is still in effect..."

"FACEBOOK: Hey, remember me? I'm a girl you met in college, in that one class. We never really talked. Anyway, here's 97 pictures of my baby."

"Q.) What happens when a Blonde eats a mosquito? A.) She has more brain cells in her stomach than her head."

"Oh, you love your boyfriend? Please, go ahead and saturate my Facebook news feed with your feelings."