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Joke of the Day

"A photon checks into a hotel and is asked if he needs any help with his luggage ""No, I'm travelling light"" \[]/"

"If you are on fire, my advice would be to get off fire."

"If Donald Trump runs the U.S into the ground... He will have toupee"

"I don't understand what you mean by 'stop drinking so much'. How else will you know how much I love you at 2am every day?"

"Did you hear about the witch who couldn't have children? her husband had a Holloweenie."

"I watch doomsday films like there's no tomorrow."

"Guys WhatsApp status be like ""at the gym"" since 2014.... Brother are you going to fight Brock Lesnar or just trying to get 12 pack??!!!"

"What does a Chihuahua play basketball with? A tennis ball!"

"I wish people were more like dogs and you could just give them those three little pats and they'd know our interaction was over."

"My daughter got her dress caught in the escalator and I had to keep walking so people wouldn't think she was with me."