201316

Joke of the Day

"By 98 to 1, U.S. Senate passes amendment saying climate change is real, not a hoax."

"What do German women's lingerie and Africa have in common? Ze-bras!"

"How come about the ""About the Author"" never includes anything negative? ""He was born in Indiana where he's widely regarded as a scumbag."""

"What did the Jew say at the Football game? Get the quarter back!"

"Why did the male ghost get scared after the female ghost said ""boo""? The male ghost wasn't ready for a committed relationship."

"What's ISIS's favorite Country Band? Allahbama"

"WIFE: Please stop. ME: Stop what? WIFE: Singing in the shower. ME: What's the big deal? WIFE: You're scaring everyone at Home Depot."

"Coworker: I have a degree in History. Me: That'll really come in handy if life starts going backwards."

"[caveman scratches a cave painting of an elephant onto the cave wall] ELEPHANT: delete it"

"*dog runs for president* *is asked race sensitive question ""The thing is, I don't see color"" *crowd goes wild*"